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Ponce's appointment came in after news about serious difficulties in New Spain began reaching the court of Charles I of Spain and the Council of the Indies. Ponce was detained in Hispaniola until May 31, for repairs to his ship, arriving in Mexico City in June, He presented himself to the ayuntamiento city government on July 5, He was about 65 years old and ill with fever contracted on his arrival in Veracruz. The fever had continued through the day journey to the capital and did not let up even after his arrival there.
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That's not cool. Anyone for - coffee anyone? All right, sorry.
I like cotton candy. Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a Ferris wheel. So I guess what I'm trying to say is - plastic bag.
Plastic bag. JFK: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great here Or should I say Catherine the So-So? Shadowy Figure: [menacing] I think this is an issue we should talk about Scudworth: [excited] Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden.
It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype! Toots: Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting. JFK: Ponce, wake up.
I know you're not really dead. Stand up or I'll sock you one.
Shadowy Figure: Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet, but that riot was unacceptable. Announcer: Next time on a very special clone high, Will Abe and Joans student films reveal their true feelings for one other? How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle? And what will become of Gandhi?
I'd tell you but I haven't seen the episode yet, they were supposed to send it to me but there's this guy at work who totally hates me, if he gets me fired I'm going to kill his dog Shadowy figure: Yes, after 50 years of standardized testing his power will be so great he'll JFK: Hey, you! Gandhi: Abe, remember how excited I was to see the movie "American Pie" that I didn't sleep the night before?
And remember that scene where the guy has sex with the pie? Well, I don't.
Because I fell asleep in the theatre. Scudworth: Once I transplant these brainwave transmitters into the clones brains I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell. Gandhi: [pants fall down] [casually] Good thing there was nobody there to see that.
You see Okay, moving on. So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves. Joan of Arc: She would have stood up and told them how she felt. Then she would have been burned at the stake.
But what are the chances of that happening again? He, he.
Abe: I'd like to introduce my film, "It Takes a Hero". Here is my soul, friends, my soul. Bad Actor: [Giraffe wins the game and gets beamed into a spaceship] He's going. George Washington Carver: I don't like those movies, Mahatma.
They're full of bad dialogue, contrived plot twists and they perpetuate racial stereotypes. Joan of Arc: [Referring to Cleo's bra] Why don't you just take the tissues out and it'll fall off? Cleopatra: [Gasps] You ed a nondisclosure agreement! I hope you have good lawyers, because I'm gonna sue your hand-me-down pants off, creature trash!
Abe: Girls, girls, girls! You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one-leg-at-a-time. Butlertron: Perhaps you could get Clone High a corporate sponsor. Those Pumas were rather fresh.
Scudworth: Sell out? And turn the school into some profit-hungry corporation? Beat Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas. Talking Peanut: Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms. Scudworth: From now on I'll be more sensitive to the emotional insecurities of today's youth. Dan Patrick: That's nothing. I've been talking into my fist for the last five minutes. Elvis 2: Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and a thermos full of tranquilizers thank you very much. Glug glug glug glug glug.
Martin Luther King Jr. But Moses, you are shattering my dream. Gandhi: Snowflake Jake, this holiday's mascot, will come to my house and bring me spices upon spices.
Snowflake Jake: Now, go empty me chum-bucket, it's startin' to smell like a day-old hooker. Butlertron: Oh Wesley. At least I'm not a pompous china dog whose evil plans suck the devils ASS. Gandhi: Now that my testicles have descended, I can't wait for some serious dry humping. Gandhi: Abe, I like my humping like I like my martini's JFK: Ask not what your student body president can do for you Ask what you can do to lets talk friend to ponce student body president's body.
She's like 16, right, and then God told her to make da Frenchies fight the Englishes you know people dat drink tea all da time and have big teeth? And then people started getting mad because she was hearing voices and then at the end she got burned at the stake, pretty good I give it thumbs up, homes! Joan of Arc: Basically. I've never been able to live up to her, and that's why instead, I became a cynical, angst-ridden goth girl, but now I'm hearing voices!
Religious voices! Wait, did they tell you who going to win the Latin Grammys. If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me, don't tell me.
It's Ricky Martin, huh?